Early Progress

The Earliest memory I have is one of trauma and anguish. I had been given a wooden toy that comprised of a wooden mallet a wooden frame with 6 coloured wooden pins.The idea was to nail in the pins once the pins had been bashed flush with with the wooden bed frame.You then flip the frame and repeat the process.Well I dropped the mallet into a whole in the wall......aaAAAaagh mallet gone game over.My Parents sympathy consisted of "WELL" you've done it now".I was amazed that "they" were unable to "fix" "it".
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I used to be a Lawn Mower Man for the last 10 years.Due to the physical nature of the industry coupled with years of sporting injuries put paid to my business.
A Question for Home owners. Do you actually know your lawn or gardener guy.Has he or she been police checked and can they provide you with proof.
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It Begins

Hi world  my name is Rob I'm a kiwi born and bred, Arrived on planet Earth in the Early 60's of last Century.Born to Maynard and Joy. Maynard a $10 pound tourist and Joy a Kiwi nurse from Coromandel.
A rather under done 4 pound 7 ounces which of course dropped a few more ounces after arrival.Due to the fact my placenta was doing it's best to de laminate from the uterus wall. Spent the next few days/weeks in an isolette, In the ward with other problematic newbie's.